I think Toopi is hilarious! Tbh, I was always taught that female urine wasn't advisable for some reason, but I always used to direct male guests to the compost heap ... not possible now I'm living in a village! Maybe the processes to which Toopi subject it counteract the less beneficial aspects of the female product.
And there's nothing like a plate of thick pea and ham soup on a cold winter's day, especially after a 'dook' in the Moray Firth!
Wonderfully written, informative new offering!!!
The pun...
I think Toopi is hilarious! Tbh, I was always taught that female urine wasn't advisable for some reason, but I always used to direct male guests to the compost heap ... not possible now I'm living in a village! Maybe the processes to which Toopi subject it counteract the less beneficial aspects of the female product.
And there's nothing like a plate of thick pea and ham soup on a cold winter's day, especially after a 'dook' in the Moray Firth!